Showing posts with label eye candy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eye candy. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Baby, It's Hot Outside...Hope My Convertible's AC is Working...

Here in the Roxiticus Valley, we're having a 95 degree heat wave. Not the best time for the AC Compressor in your car to go on the fritz. I went out for a drive in my little red convertible this morning, over the Bernardsville Mountain and through the woods, with the wind blowing through my hair. I had the top down for fun and because, after twelve years, my beloved ragtop's AC doesn't work anymore. Luckily, Air Conditioning Compressor online has all the auto air conditioning parts you'll ever need, with free shipping and a warranty on every part. How can you go wrong?

Now all I need is a mechanic to take a look under my hood.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Police Line Do Not Cross

This afternoon, on her way back to our house for a play date with three little girls in boosters in the back seat of the Suburban, our Roxiticus Desperate Nanny got busted. The Mendham Township Police officer (pictured at left) suggested that she was doing 50 in a 30 mph zone, but I believe her when she said she was doing 35, though the officer didn't...and asked if she wanted to argue with him in front of the kids...which is when Maddie's little playmate piped up, "What is your name, OFFICER??!!" Even though my current registration and insurance card were safe in my purse upstairs in the bedroom, while our nanny was left with faded and yellowing documents from 2006, there's a happy ending that doesn't involve women's prison or even a juvenile hall for the inquisitive kindergartner.


Most of my fellow Roxiticus Desperate Housewives have been pulled over for speeding at one time or another, but none of us have been in a serious accident. Though I banged up the front quarter panel on my old Celica in a snowstorm many years ago and the deer are always jumping out in front of me here in the Roxiticus Valley, I've never been in a car accident with another car.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Eye Candy from the Roxiticus Desperate Police Academy

I couldn't wait for "Eye Candy Friday" to post this pic of the newest...uh...member...of the Roxiticus Desperate Police Academy here in Mendham Township, New Jersey. He seems to be missing his tactical belt, but is otherwise ready for action. We are lucky to have someone in our local area who is so committed to service. Ladies, let me know what you think...

P.S. -- Susan, he's new here, so I'm pretty sure he's not the same guy who pulled you over for speeding twice in the same day!