How Much Are You Worth In Bed?

Given all the hoo-ha in the news lately with Eliot Spitzer and his prostitute and the various gubernatorial and senatorial sex scandals, I thought I would give our Roxiticus Desperate Housewives readers the chance to measure their value as a potential escort.

I'm not sure how to calculate whether that is more or less than Spitzer's "Kristen," but it is definitely more that the $150 paid for an hour by the Senator's husband in Detroit.

My good friend Brent is only worth $1,132/hour...he thinks it must have been the "dinner and a movie" answer....and here I thought all of the piercings in the natural habitat would have been a bonus.

How about you? Click the link on the icon and take the test to find out....and, keeping with our Springtime theme of True Love, wear your badge proudly and let your true love know how much you're worth! If you don't have a true love, wear your badge proudly and let everyone else know how much you're worth!

I'm not calling this a tag, but wouldn't it be fun to see these badges popping up all over BlogExplosion while I surf or battle? "I may be ranked 1,163 in Battle of the Blogs, but I'm also worth $1,163 in bed...." Enjoy!

Hold the Million Bucks, Hustler, We've Seen It All Before

CNN reports that Eliot Spitzer's call girl, "Kristen," bared all for Girls Gone Wild as an 18-year-old partying in Miami, Florida.

According to "Wild" founder Joe Francis, "Kristen" spent 7 days on the Girls Gone Wild tour bus before heading back home. "I personally ended up buying her a Greyhound bus ticket back home to North Carolina," Francis said. And we thought Spitzer was cheap not to pay up for the Acela train.

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Picture of Kristen

Rex found this picture of Kristen for you, courtesy of the New York Post, Page Six.

While we've all been searching for a picture of "Kristen," all indications are that the Pay4LuvGuv appreciated the refinements of many of the young ladies featured at the Emperors' Club. Spitzer's ties with his current vendor began eight months ago, but a character reference during his tenure as attorney general said he was a good tipper at least two years back. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a copy of today's New York Post out here in the Roxiticus Valley (sold out?) to add additional Spitzer smut to my blog, but online Post sources say Spitzer "was hopping into bed with harlots for as long as 10 years and traveled as far as Florida for call-girl trysts."

Update: Gawker.com has posted a link to Kristen's MySpace page, where of course it turns out she is a Jersey Girl like me, but has lots more friends (1804 and counting) than I do (14 and counting).

The New York Times has done a nice job tracking down "Kristen," whose real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Here's another picture of Kristen, where she looks more like a cute Jersey girl (from Belmar, NJ) than a high priced call girl.

She told the Times that she's been worried about paying the rent for her ninth floor Flatiron district apartment....we'll wish her well in writing a book about Client Number Nine.

Client Number Nine

Dear Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer,

I have a few questions for you. First, for a guy who has actually prosecuted prostitution rings (in addition to patronizing them), didn't you have a better sense of the high odds of being caught? Second, if fat disgusting Bill Clinton can get it for free, what's a guy like you doing paying for sex? Third, can we get a picture of "Kristen" and her diamond-rating with the Emperors Club VIP? Fourth, how did you get three or four hours for less than $4,000? Was that a gubernatorial discount? Finally, is it true that you are a superdelegate and, if so, would you please confirm that your were backing Hillary as your seven-diamond Democratic presidential hopeful?

I did see a character reference from a hooker, who said that you were a good tipper and were paying for it long before you became governor, back when you were attorney general, busting the very prostitution rings you patronized.

Eliot, please feel free to respond in my comments section below. We look forward to the details.

Sincerely,

Bree

Note to readers: I shall post Client Number Nine's answers here as soon as I receive them.