Showing posts with label penis enlargement nightmare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penis enlargement nightmare. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Google Search Result of the Day

Just last night, I was surfing via EntreCard and came across a post on Orient Lodge about Traffic Patterns with EntreCard, Adgitize, BlogExplosion, MyBlogLog and others. Aldon had shared an anecdote about writing one post about a Smoking Jacket his wife bought him four years ago and learning later that it has consistently delivered Googlers aplenty to his site. I left the following comment last night, and Aldon was nice enough to stop by and link to my Roxiticus Desperate Housewives site:

Laughing about the smoking jacket. Every now and then I write a post about the comical reasons people come to my site. One of my faves is "lapdance haircut."

I agree with your notion of bounce rate, that people who don't click on anything found what they were looking for on the first shot. How else can I explain that someone will search Google for "Roxiticus Desperate Housewives" and spend 0 seconds/click on 0 pages on my blog? What else could they possibly be looking for with those search terms??!!

Anyway, I've been enjoying your blog for a few months and will continue to do so, no matter what the analytics may tell you...


Roxy


So... tonight I happened to check my SiteMeter traffic, and what did I find? The Google search result of the day was "Penis Enlargement Doctors in Morris County, NJ." And yup... Roxiticus Desperate Housewives ranks number one in Google (because Roxy writes about the best kid stuff (including ballet classes, tennis lessons and summer camp), restaurants, shopping, handymen and home services, butchers, bakers and caterers, personal and professional services (including doctors) in Morris County, NJ... and because of an unrelated post about a fellow blogger's penis enlargement nightmare). That is just too rich! I cannot possibly explain to my two young daughters why their mommy is rolling on the floor laughing.

Oh, and if you came here looking for that doctor? Roxy's Best Of... Morris County, NJ has nothing for you, but please come back and let me know if you find what you're looking for somewhere else. Oh, and if you ARE that doctor? Please leave a comment so I can redirect my eager public... I'm sure we can work out an appropriate referral relationship. Oh, and if you are Grammy (Rex's mom)? I guess it's too late, but maybe you should have skipped over this post.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Um, I Don't Think So....(April Fool's Prank)

Well, after I saw it on Green, I just had to take the What Famous Leader Are You? Quiz...and here are the results:


Okay, I can hear you all laughing, and hey, I liked it better when I was Bree on the Which Desperate Housewife Are You? Quiz. The only similarity I can come up with is that I never inhaled (in fact, I'm allergic). I demand a recount!

Speaking of Bill Clinton, though, I found Dot Com Mogul's penis enlargement nightmare through EntreCard advertising....check it out if you're looking for a good laugh tonight! Dot Com Mogul will be our EntreCard Blog of the Day on April 7th, so keep your eye on the sidebar.