I haven't been a new mom in about 6 years, but saw Porn for New Moms
on the checkout counter at Mendham Books and had to open it.Each page has a picture of a hot guy taking care of a baby, along with hysterical quotes like "Sure, your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the bar." One picture has the hottie standing by a bubble bath with the quote: "I've poured your bath, and here's a glass of Chardonnay. And don't worry... even if it gets into the breast milk, it will just help him fall asleep faster."
Makes a great Mother's Day gift. And for the not-so-new-mooooommmmy blogger, there's the companion edition, Porn for Women, featuring hunky men cooking, listening, and asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions like "I love a clean house!" and "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash."
