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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Today's Laugh: Porn for New Moms

I haven't been a new mom in about 6 years, but saw Porn for New Moms on the checkout counter at Mendham Books and had to open it.

Each page has a picture of a hot guy taking care of a baby, along with hysterical quotes like "Sure, your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the bar." One picture has the hottie standing by a bubble bath with the quote: "I've poured your bath, and here's a glass of Chardonnay. And don't worry... even if it gets into the breast milk, it will just help him fall asleep faster."

Makes a great Mother's Day gift. And for the not-so-new-mooooommmmy blogger, there's the companion edition, Porn for Women, featuring hunky men cooking, listening, and asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions like "I love a clean house!" and "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash."

3 comments:

Mariuca said...

LOL! Love the quotes, especially the last one!

Hope all goes well for Rex's surgery and enjoy my vote for u today! And yay, ur ad is up at my entrecard widget! Love having Bree at my blog lol... :)

LadyJava said...

hahah... just like Mariuca.. I love it too Roxy.. where to get it here??? lolzz....

curryegg said...

Porn for New Moms?
That sounds intriguing.. haha...
Nice post and thank for reminding about mother's day..
Now I've to plan something for my mum.. ;D