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When Santa makes his list and checks it twice, I'm sure he'll find that Roxy's been both naughty and nice... hey, did you call me a Dirt Devil? Well, your mama wears army boots!
It is actually a bit of a long running joke in our household that while Rex goes all out on sexy lingerie, perfume and whimsical gifts under the tree, I'd be just fine with a practical gift like a vacuum cleaner, power drill or toaster oven. As it turns out, the Dirt Devil Holiday Gift Guide actually includes twelve pages of helpful hints and web site links with over three hundred (300) ways to save with online holiday shopping... a list of Black Friday sites, Cyber Monday sites, Deal a Day sites, Free Shipping Shortcuts, Gifts for Her, Gifts for Him, and Family Favorites... and yes, there were special offers on Dirt Devil faves like the Gator Hand Vac, Select Vision Canisters, and free attachment gifts with purchase while supplies last... but if you picked Rex out of the red hat for Secret Santa this year, remember that he's not a practical kind of guy when it comes to holiday gift giving... even if Roxy has been known to take out the Dirt Devil and do the vacuuming at 2 o'clock in the morning wearing nothing but a smile or a skimpy little French maid's costume.... humming, "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." as we fade to black.
1 comments:
Haha!! Hey, my mama rocks her combat boots! :)
I have a smaller dirt devil, and it's as old as dirt, but you've now given me something to ponder... He knows when you are sleeping...
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