Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Thankgiving But Aren't...

I don't know about your family's Thanksgiving traditions, but I've found that my family always ends up making the same stale jokes about turnips (which no one but Grandmom likes to eat). Even now that I'm all grown up with kids of my own, I'd never tell a naughty joke in front of my mother, but here are a few things that may sound a bit dirty on any other day of the year, but on Thanksgiving, they're just a part of the day's events:

1. Reach in and grab the gibblets."


2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"


3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"


4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."


5. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"


6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"


7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."


8. "It's cool whip time!"


9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"


10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.