Client Number Nine

Dear Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer,

I have a few questions for you. First, for a guy who has actually prosecuted prostitution rings (in addition to patronizing them), didn't you have a better sense of the high odds of being caught? Second, if fat disgusting Bill Clinton can get it for free, what's a guy like you doing paying for sex? Third, can we get a picture of "Kristen" and her diamond-rating with the Emperors Club VIP? Fourth, how did you get three or four hours for less than $4,000? Was that a gubernatorial discount? Finally, is it true that you are a superdelegate and, if so, would you please confirm that your were backing Hillary as your seven-diamond Democratic presidential hopeful?

I did see a character reference from a hooker, who said that you were a good tipper and were paying for it long before you became governor, back when you were attorney general, busting the very prostitution rings you patronized.

Eliot, please feel free to respond in my comments section below. We look forward to the details.

Sincerely,

Bree

Note to readers: I shall post Client Number Nine's answers here as soon as I receive them.