Thursday, February 28, 2008

Even Michael Jackson Faces Foreclosure

Ever since I got a new computer with Windows Vista and Office 2007, I've received a constant stream of "bad news" emails via Microsoft Outlook. I know, I know, I could shut them off but it also keeps me up to date on what's going on outside the Roxiticus Valley. I have learned a lot, including the various signals that can be sent from a men's toilet stall in the Minneapolis airport...where else would I learn those things? Last night I got the news that Michael Jackson is facing the forced sale of Neverland unless he catches up on his mortgage payments....some $25 million worth.

Which is another way of saying that, while the sub-prime mortgage crunch has hit the Roxiticus Valley hard, bad credit is a reality for our neighbors and millions of Americans, including Michael Jackson. This makes it tough for some folks to get back on their feet and build a secure financial future for themselves and their families. Roxiticus Desperate Housewives has learned that there are lenders who are willing to give those with bad credit, including Michael Jackson, a second chance (unlike most mothers of young boys that I know). is a website where people with bad credit can compare mortgages, credit cards for bad credit, car loans, personal loans, etc. So, Michael, we know you're BAD.... and so is your credit. The site's "bad credit credit card" section lets you compare up to ten (10) of the top credit cards on the market for bad boys like you and provides links to their online applications. Michael Jackson (and my fellow Roxiticus Valleyans) can apply for the offer that's right for him, and by making payments on time you can all start down the road toward saving Neverland and rebuilding your credit.


--josh-- said...

Yes! Like this!