It's been a rainy day here in the Roxiticus Valley, but for the first time in a loooong time Rex and I are headed out tonight to a grown up party in Chester, New Jersey, featuring a band called the Three Jeffs and co-hosted by a couple of the wilder Roxiticus Desperate Housewives and Husbands we know. Now, I don't know if any of this couple's antics could compete with truTV's Rehab (the hottest party in one of the world’s sexiest cities... Viva Las Vegas!). However, our friends' tales of asking naughty anonymous and intimate questions to torment the priest who moderated their six weekly sessions of pre-cana (a course or consultation that Catholic couples must undergo before they can be married in a Catholic church), and ladies' mud (or was it jello?) wrestling at a local community women's club gathering, have made us curious enough to attend what just may be the hottest party in our history....tonight!
I have to admit that I have been away from the wild party circuit for so long I don't even know the lingo anymore... apparently there is such a thing as a "party foul" these days. When I was young, wild and single, the rule was "anything goes!" After Rex and I have a chance to recover from tonight's Dionysian bacchanal, I'll be sure to post and let you all know how our local event compares with Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel. After that, we'll probably be back to getting our vicarious kicks every Tuesday night with Rehab's "Real Life" TV experience, where this season the party promises to heat up to keep Rehab the biggest and best party on the Vegas Strip.
Be sure to tune in to an all new episode of TruTV's Rehab every Tuesday night at 10pm Eastern, 9 o'clock Central, to see if Rex and I win the sweepstakes to party like a rock star at Rehab at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel & Casino pool.