Dubya, Please Bail Out My Blog

Since the U.S. government is now using my hard-earned tax dollars to bail out the ultra rich -- from Bear Stearns and their multi-million-dollar bonus boyz to the tragic foreclosure victims whose super jumbo loans don't conform to the Fannie Mae limit of $417,000, I'd like to propose a bailout of my blog. I've just started to earn a little money on this blog, but could use a hand from taxpayers to pay off my bad credit credit cards. While I have seen blogs with "tip jars" where readers can acknowledge their appreciation through PayPal, I think a $5 million bailout of Roxiticus Desperate Housewives would be quicker and more effective. Just in case I don't win the March Madness Perfect Bracket contest.