Thursday, August 13, 2009

Roxy's Little Fantasy...

Yeah, that title got your attention boys, didn't it?

Pretty soon, it will be football season and it will take more than a few naughty words to turn your head in my direction and away from the big screen HDTV. For Rex, London, Maddie and me, the middle of August still means summer, our house in Bay Head, and the beach. However, I know there are many of you who have other things on your mind... if I had a nickel for every store clerk who asked Maddie or London if they were ready for back to school, the girls would have a fat piggy bank full of nickels.

And serious football fans have their own little fantasy going on and it doesn't involve Roxiticus Desperate Housewives decked out in their latest Victoria's Secret purchases. They don't care about catching a wave or building a sand castle; instead, they're plotting their fantasy football drafting strategies with online tools and signing up for "The Stimulus Package," a free tool offered to ultimate fantasy football fans on WaiverWire. If you missed out on any government bailout funds, check out WaiverWire and sign up for your own free Stimulus Package. Rex's son, PostBoy, can give you chapter and verse on player statistics, not to mention the lowdown on how he knows who to draft and when to draft them. I wonder if this football season will be any different... PostBoy married MathGirl in February.... can she get his mind off the game? We'll let you know as the newlyweds' story unfolds right here at Roxiticus Desperate Housewives!