Naughty Limericks for St. Patrick's Day

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air


There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates