Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Oh, That's Just Comcastic! Our Disney Channel is BROKEN! And the Comcastic Clowns Don't Plan to Fix It for Six Days!

As my loyal Roxiticus Desperate Housewives readers know, we've been away for most of the month of August, enjoying our beach house in Bay Head, New Jersey, without any television to get in the way, due to a long-running Who's-on-First style dispute with Comcast.

We returned home yesterday to discover 157 channels and nothing on...specifically, the Disney Channel is broken. After spending 30 minutes too many with SpongeBob SquarePants today, I called Comcast to see if there was a widespread Disney problem (a crazy Roxiticus Boycott of Hannah Montana that I didn't know about??!!), but it turns out it is just my house. All of the televisions in my house. We can watch reruns of Andy Griffith, dirty movies, the network news, or cartoons on Nickelodeon, but we can't catch up on the Suite Life of Zack & Cody or Hannah Montana episodes that we missed during August. And we'd better get used to it....the Comcastic clowns can't come until Tuesday, September 9th...SIX DAYS WITHOUT THE DISNEY CHANNEL??Did someone say claw hammer?

15 comments:

Mariuca said...

Awwww too bad for the kids especially, hope u get back ur Disney Channel soon! ;)

LadyJava said...

I'm back! I'm back all the way from Singapore!!!

Wah! SIX days without Disney?? That sucks.. I would go mad without AXN!

Spicybugz said...

Mini Bug would be driving me up the wall without her Disney channel! I would then do my best to Drive Comcast up the wall also.

Anonymous said...

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The Fitness Diva said...

That suuuuccckkks!!
I'd go nuts if my cable went out!

Anonymous said...

enjoying your beach house in Bay Head, New Jersey, without any television ?????!!!!!!!!! aww its totally ridiculous.
157 channels hmm cool .... you didn't get Disney channel???? this is bad ...

anyhow thanks for sharing your feelings with us.

Anonymous said...

That's very strange. I hope they plan on crediting your account for the days you're without the channel. That's just very poor customer service.

Anonymous said...

New jersey it is an awesome place ... but without television??? well after getting home you didn't get Disney channel for SIX days??? :( . ho pse so you will get it soon.

Anonymous said...

the Disney Channel is broken??? How? i just can't understand the problem.Suite Life of Zack & Cody or Hannah Montana episodes both are awesome.sorry for you.if i could something for you.Be patience.everything will be alright.

Toni said...

I just love Comcast!

Anonymous said...

Oh, thats pathetic. I'm sorry for the kids. Hope it'll be all right soon. Good luck:)

Henson Ray said...

Wow. How will your household ever survive without the Disney Channel? It's like a day without sunshine. Or peanut butter without jelly. Or dare I say it, Hannah Montana without her blond wig? Can you watch any of those shows online?

Anonymous said...

That's very strange.How will your household ever survive without the Disney Channel? Anyway i love to visit your post.Waiting for your next post.

Mariuca said...

Early Sunday greetings from Mariuca! Hope ur dinner with Tom and Lynette went well! :)

Mike said...

You could try reading a book. :o


Well at least u still have the dirty movies.