Friday, June 13, 2008

From the Roxiticus Desperate Mailbag: A "Night Out With The Girls"

This one just in from Mary Alice's husband, Paul...

Dear Bree,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a "night out with the girls."

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?


Mark said...


That was a good one!!

Thanks for the read keep up the good work.


ROFL!!! I LOVE it! I let out such a big laugh that my kids asked me what was up! lol

PS. You are my EntreFind for this Saturday! :-)

Nessa said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I love it!!!

Shinade said...

Popping in to say hello and Happy Father's day to your family!!"-))))