Sunday, March 02, 2008

How "Viewers" Find Us

I was surfing on Blog Explosion the other day and came upon an odd post about how someone had Googled "how to mix sleeping pills in woman' s drink" and came to that blog. I never did find the recipe for the sleeping pill cocktail on that blog, but it made me wonder how people were finding Roxiticus Desperate Housewives.

Surfers from BlogExplosion come from everywhere imaginable: Gloucestershire, United Kingdom; Izmir, Turkey; Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia; Vancouver, British Columbia; Bobcaygeon, Ontario; Palatine, Illinois; Bronx, NY; Las Rosas de Madrid, Spain; Oirschot, Noord-Brabant, The Netherlands; and Tipperary, Ireland. I wonder what they make of the Roxiticus Desperate Housewives while surfing around the globe.

But back to the original question, the search engine results are in: most of you are as wholesome as I am ("Cadillac, Cadillac, infant seat strapped in the back"). Most popular searches were innocuous things like "birthday parties, morris county," "kid stuff, mendham," "grille 73, bernardsville," "swim lessons, somerset county, nj" "nannies in northern new jersey" or "dapolito tailor peapack." However, there were a few lonely souls out there searching for "casual sex, mendham, nj" or "phone numbers for hot housewives" (you won't find any here, though you might get a nice pastry at CoCoLuxe, or use the Golden Snitch Amazon search function to find some appropriate reading or video materials).


--josh-- said...

Best! When I wrote that line we were MOCKING the domestic ways of the Boss!