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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Thankgiving But Aren't...

I don't know about your family's Thanksgiving traditions, but I've found that my family always ends up making the same stale jokes about turnips (which no one but Grandmom likes to eat). Even now that I'm all grown up with kids of my own, I'd never tell a naughty joke in front of my mother, but here are a few things that may sound a bit dirty on any other day of the year, but on Thanksgiving, they're just a part of the day's events:

  1. Reach in and grab the gibblets."

  2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

  3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

  4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

  5. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

  6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

  7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

  8. "It's cool whip time!"

  9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

  10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

14 comments:

Julie@Cool Mom Guide said...

That was exactly what I needed today, thanks!

mrsbear said...

hahahaha. I loved these, thanks for the Wednesday laugh, I might commit these to memory just so I can toss them around tomorrow. Have a great Thanksgiving.

spicybugz~ said...

Good ones Roxy. Thanks for the smile :)

Evan Johnson said...

Those are good, if taken out of context that would be very strange to hear..

I like the picture too.

- Evan

The Fitness Diva said...

LMAO!! Haaa haaaaa!
Those are good ones, and love the pic of the turkey! Too funny!
have a happy! :0

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Hilarious!!!

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

Enjoyed laughing at these! Fun! Happy Thanksgiving!

Shinade said...

Very very good Roxy!! I needed that too!! Thanks for dropping by.

I hope you and your family have a wonderful and very blessed Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh my and save me some of that dark meat! I've always had a secret thing for legs *wink*:-)

Mariuca said...

He he, sounds like u are ready to celebrate Thanksgiving with a little laugh Roxy! And I like the turkey in bikini LOL! :)

Mariuca said...

Oh no! I still can't see ur EC dear, so I'll come back later. I think EC is down cause I can't even see my own EC widget at Mariuca! :(

Jacqueline said...

Laughter is always the BEST medicine! :-)

Matt said...

Awesome, a great way to start my thanksgiving day. I hope you and your's have a very safe and happy Thanksgiving!

bluecrystaldude said...

LOL.. This is good. I hope I am not giggling with laughter when I'm eating the turkey today. LOL. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Mariuca said...

Hola Roxy! You’ve been tagged here, have fun!