Lapdance Haircuts in Morris County, NJ

This week's best search result landing you here at Roxiticus Desperate Housewives?

Somebody Googled "lapdance haircuts in Morris County, NJ."

I believe the confusion resulted from two recent posts: one about a humorous blogger, Deb on the Rocks, who uses "lapdance" on her EntreCard; the other about my fabulous hairdresser from The Edge in Landing, NJ.

I am not offering any here at Roxiticus Desperate Housewives, but am referring those seeking such services to a salon in Knoxville, Tennessee featured in a post entitled "Need a Trim? Bring Some Singles" on BeyondtheNeon, a blog the prim and proper Bree only visits for purposes of voting on Battle of the Blogs. I guess early market research indicates that if Gentlemen's Top Cuts is looking to expand, there's an eager market right here in Morris County, New Jersey. Perhaps they can open up a branch in that massage parlor they shut down over in Chester last year. WARNING: Roxiticus Desperate Housewives is rated PG, maybe PG-13...BeyondtheNeon gets an NC-17.

There...hope that set everybody straight.