Thursday, April 10, 2008

How Much Are You Worth In Bed?

Given all the hoo-ha in the news lately with Eliot Spitzer and his prostitute and the various gubernatorial and senatorial sex scandals, I thought I would give our Roxiticus Desperate Housewives readers the chance to measure their value as a potential escort.

bedroom toys

I'm not sure how to calculate whether that is more or less than Spitzer's "Kristen," but it is definitely more that the $150 paid for an hour by the Senator's husband in Detroit.

My good friend Brent is only worth $1,132/hour...he thinks it must have been the "dinner and a movie" answer....and here I thought all of the piercings in the natural habitat would have been a bonus.

How about you? Click the link on the icon and take the test to find out....and, keeping with our Springtime theme of True Love, wear your badge proudly and let your true love know how much you're worth! If you don't have a true love, wear your badge proudly and let everyone else know how much you're worth!

I'm not calling this a tag, but wouldn't it be fun to see these badges popping up all over BlogExplosion while I surf or battle? "I may be ranked 1,163 in Battle of the Blogs, but I'm also worth $1,163 in bed...." Enjoy!


Matthew S. Urdan said...

$1010/Hour in Bed...we should hook up ;O

Matthew S. Urdan said...

PS...I'm ranked 87 in BotB.

Matthew S. Urdan said...

I don't think there are enough EntreCard credits to cover the hourly rate in dollars!